besho
25-03-2005, 09:28 PM
بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم
Why shouldn't you put the letter "M" into the refrigerator ?
Because it turns ice into mice!
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An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
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What four animals does a woman need in her life?
a mink on her back
a jaguar in the garage
a tiger in her bed
and a jackass to pay for it all !!!
Jackass = stupid donkey
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Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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How do you cut the ocean in half?
With a sea-saw!
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What is the longest word in the English language?
"Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!
regards
besho
Why shouldn't you put the letter "M" into the refrigerator ?
Because it turns ice into mice!
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An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
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What four animals does a woman need in her life?
a mink on her back
a jaguar in the garage
a tiger in her bed
and a jackass to pay for it all !!!
Jackass = stupid donkey
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Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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How do you cut the ocean in half?
With a sea-saw!
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What is the longest word in the English language?
"Smiles". Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!
regards
besho