SCREAMING BABY

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SCREAMING BABY

In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart, which contained a
screaming, bellowing baby.

The gentleman kept repeating softly, \"Don\'t get excited, Albert;
don\'t scream, Albert; don\'t yell, Albert; keep calm, Albert.\"

A woman shopper passed him and said, \"You certainly are to be
commended for trying to soothe your son, Albert.\"

The man looked at her and said, \"Lady, I AM Albert.\"

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THE GRASS AT MY HOME

One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he
saw two men eating grass by the road side.

He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

\"Why are you eating grass?\", he asked one man.

\"We don\'t have any money for food.\", The poor man replied.

\"Oh, come along with me then.\"

\"But sir, I have a wife with two children!\"

\"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!\", he said to the other man.

\"But sir, I have a wife with six children!\" The second man answered.

\"Bring them as well!\" They all climbed into the car, which was no easy
task, even for a car as large as the limo.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows says \"Sir, you are too kind.
Thank you for taking all of us with you.\"

The rich man replied \"No, you don\'t understand, the grass at my home
is about two meters tall!\"

[طالبة عفو الله]

laughing stories .you are good writer.Iam waiting the 3

[المعلم]

Sister Taliba thank u for passing by
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[نــور]

very funny Almualem .. thanks :)

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U r welcome Sister Noor .. thank u for passing by
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[غلاي زايد]

thanks dear Al-Muallem

[المعلم]

Sister Ghalay .. glad u liked the jokes
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